Balls 'em

Generally speaking, male always have a thing for round-shaped items.
They love to kick 'em, throw 'em, bounce 'em, chip 'em, bat 'em, hold 'em, squeeze 'em, grab 'em *cough*cough* enough said, I guess..

Observe, football, basketball, baseball and all other balls. Men are affiliated to balls. Unlike female, they enjoy balls in some circumstances.

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It was supercalistically nice to have the oppurtunity to get back to the sport that I had left for quite some time.

The green scenery, the range sign (150yrds etc.), the voice of the people talking and laughing at each others' sophisticated and lame jokes, the people showing off their skills, the lines formed on my palm, the blue veins sticking out to my thumb, the muscle pain, the nice sweet sound of the friction between the graphite iron 3 and the ball, the backache, the complicated physics, the techniques, the sparks formed , the distance where the ball went and a quality time with my own father.

Ahh.. Sweet golf.

Expect this!

Do you realised that people with different culture have that goggle of different views. Well, maybe they are coherent with each pther or some sort but yet they are still different. You see, we can somehow see this evidence in the movie industry. Observe:

Malay movie: The good gone bad OR the bad gone good OR that someone WILL die.
e.g: the bad disobeyed the mom, the mom's dead, the bad repent to be the good.

English movie: The protagonist is always there at the most crucial times with the right sound effects or music with it.
e.g: Super-whatsoever came at the right time to save Lois Jeans.

Hindi movie: Male and female falls in love and they became lovey dovey. Started to sing and so on but then something tear them apart. They will then make effort and everything ends with a happily ever after (or else the cinema will get torched).
e.g: a male from a poor family falls in love with a female from a rich family.

Tamil movies: DUSH! DUSH! All you get is a bang bang fight. DUSH!
e.g: N/A

Disney's movie: Everything is A-Okay and out of a sudden, a big trouble comes but then everything is settled at the end :).
e.g: the toys live happily until a friend is being kidnap then they went for an adventure to save the friend and he is then saved :).

French movie: They fall in love, they kiss, they make out, they copulate. Softporn.
e.g: Ma cherie, mi amour (fuckfuckfuck)

Japanese movie: Man being sexually confused.
e.g: a boy falls for a colleague in a boy's school.

Korean movie: Pathetic love story. One of the lover is dying and they will cherish whatever bullshit they have.
e.g: N/A

Indonesian movie: It's all about being religious that God will give back what you give.

Thailand movie: It's mainly about students being fags, lesbos or transsexual.

Movie made by jews: AWESOME. PERIOD.
e.g: Steven Spielberg, Hank Azaria, Sacha Baron Cohen,

SHIFT_the way you move

It was rather unfortunate for The Kop as they could finish off with a tide but then Johnson lead to a very careless own goal. Rather unprofessional but shit happens.

For all it's worth, I congratulate The Gunners for their winning. A great game indeed, worth of a commentary. With Kuyt there at the right time as he always had been and the little Russian Arshavin scored courageously. A former Kop, Xabi Alonso was also there to witness the battle between the 2 of the big four. Kudos to the Kop and the Gunners for the worth-watching game.

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Liverpool against Wigan Athletics in Anfield.

I did not managed to watch the first half but the second half was spectacular! Beautiful as a football match should be.

What interest me the most is the change of system for the Liverpool side. Reina, Agger (birthday boy on that day), Skrtl, Carragher, Mascherano, Aurelio, Insua, Benayoun, Kuyt, Gerrard, and Ngog. Eh, did I missed anyone? Oh yeah! Lucas. No he was not in at first! I know, suprising eh? Lucas was not in. No he wasn't injured or anything. He's just not in. Ngee..

So the change of system was pretty much the abscent of Lucas and Ngog as the 1 in the formation. The system then later on changed with Aurelio out and Lucas in so as Ngog out and subbed by spaniard Torres and Benayoun out for the so called super sub, italian Aurelio.

It was the 100th appearance of the pretty boy Torres for Liverpool. Having to scored 34 goals in 36 games in the EPL, I say that is pretty much impressive. Equipped with Nike Total 90, it wasn't enought thought for him as he hit the statistic to be 35 goals in 36 games in EPL as he wonderfully scored the double deflection ball against Wigan today. Beautiful.

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Note:

There was a part where the commentator did a funny bit.

"A decent defence by the douche, (pause) dutchmen".

Seriously it was funny if you hear it by yourself.

Beast of the Boulevard

Lotsa people wonder how they're gonna, you know, pull the string, you know, well, end it all, you know, - die. Well, (next statement is higly controversial) I consider myself lucky because due to some events, I managed to dug up a bit on a few plausible means of me dying. As ironic as it sounds this is no black magic or some tarrot card shit or anything it just got me figured.

1. Number one on the list. Highly plausible. Colon-cancer. It runs in the blood. My late grandfather died of it and some other causes are quite much leading me to having one.
2. Lung cancer. Having weak lung due to asthma and the harmful subtances that the world provide us, it is highly possible if I were to stay in a cold part of the world (like New Zealand perhaps) which thank God I am now in Malaysia. Tropical.
3. Diabetes. This is due to my craveness over anything sweet. If it's not sweet that I'm never gonna eat it. High sugar level could inable my insulin to be properly working.
4. Cardiac failure. Angina or whatever medical terms created to eufamised it. This is due to the diet that I practice and some other causes like stressed over on something that is actually small and no biggadeal.
5. Mechanical accident (cars and so on). Malaysia states one of the highest average death rate of car accidents.
6. Assasinated for being a cunning billionaire whom work his fortune all the way by stealing millions of people's lives by creating a genetically modified virus which I only have the cure and that it fell into some other party's hand.
7. Killed by my own genetically modified virus that were purposely made to make myself a billionaire.
8. Attacked, violated and broke by a bear in the woods.
9. Killed by my own wife for infidelity. I don't think I'm capable but some people just made it sound like its possible.
10. Took my own life for failing IB and that MARA took back the scholarship.

The post is fictitious (except that it had something to do with myself). Any similarities and resemblances are merely coincidence.

Sweetest sin

I remember the first day we met. It was like yesterday as I still taste it on my tongue. I was not very fond of you back then. Until I witness such charge that I need another touch, another taste, another fix. Then I knew, it ain't lust, it's love.

I started to make time with you once a day. Gradually it became three times a day up to a point that I just had to be with you for six to eight times a day. It was never enough. The presence of you, where every move and each impulse brings clarity and to stay like this is all that I ever need. If I'm lying I'm dying, I just can't have enough of you.

Every good things comes with a price. Our bond were challenged by so many obstacles. My parents disapproved you. My siblings too. Some of my relatives and friends too. However some likes you very much and even had the balls to said that they wanted you as theirs. Damn, was I jealoused. Then we rendevouz secretly without them knowing. Remember those times when sneaked in? Memories.

Then the challenged took its toll on me. I couldn't bare it on my shoulder and that is when I let you go. I let you went away. It was a long period of time and a day is like forever. Then time managed to heal me. I beginning to forget about you. Your smell, the touch on my lips, and your warm presence in my trouble. You were there when I was in trouble. You were there to hear every bit of my uttered word of wisdom and hatred.

I was fine when you were not around. I was a whole new man as happy as a king until one day. You showed up. You had th guts to show up in front of my naked eye. You were with my friends. Tempting me into your vicious trap. And so..
I fell back into you. Not knowing all the good things I could had without you around, I was purely blinded by you. I let my guard down and I fell for you again. So we spent time together most of the times. Hang out with our friends.

Then I knew now that I should have not fallen into you again. I realised how your evil trick works. I will put in my best effort not to fall into you again. No, not this time. Not the third time. I understand your scheme. I know them well. You too began to deteriorate my health, making me burn myself inside with every bit of your presence. You made my heart pops. You made me out of breathe with your charm. No! I'm no fool anymore. I will now resist you. I've found a new muse.

Thanks for the memories eventhough they wasn't so great. No, I don't love you. I hate you now. I do. If only you're human.

Goodbye, Dunhill, Marlboro and Winston. I'm stopping for real.