Sail the sea for eternity..

The Flying Dutchmen must always have a captain. The captain must sail the sea and given eternity to collect all the dead souls and to be send to the Locker of Davy Jones' . The captain can only be on the shore for a day before the sunset in every 10 years. One must stab the captain's heart to redeem one's place of becoming the captain.

Althought eternity life is given, i do think it is still a curse. Able to be on the land only a day in about 10 years? That's absurd my friend. Turner did that in order to save his father. However, i do picture myself in the situation. I'm in KMB, my parent is in Kemaman and by the appropriateness of the situation, i can only be in my house for only a month in one semester (the Flying Ducthmen thing was clearly a hyperbole though).

It's not that bad...

Is it?

Damn, i'm gonna miss them..

Mommy, daddy ??

=(

I'll be heading to KMB soon. Prolly be my last post for this month. A bit of tidious to go online in KMB.

Goodbye Terengganu, hello KMB ;D

A Slob.

"Fo shizzle ma dizzle.."

Everyday life situation

Mama budge into the room (why didn't i lock the door as i always did, again?)
"Dede da packing belom??"

Watching Who's Line Is It Anyway via YouTube on my bed with chocolate chips on laptop which is on my tummy and a mug on my bed (yes, i look like a fucking slob.)
"Nope. Belom. Nantila. Lambat lagi".

"Lambat?? Esok da nak balik kan?! Enough with Drew Berry tu".

"Drew Carey la, Ma. Malas packing lagi. Dede demam". (Apparently, Dede is my nick to my family and i think it means 'The Third')

Then she did the poor boy thingy. Its annoying up to a point.
"Ala.. Keshian baby Mama demam blah blah blah (i did not quite catch it because i was concentrating on Ryan who's freakin' hilarious)".

"Okay-okay, saya pack now". The only way to stop her.

Esokbalikkmbesokbalikkmbesokbalikkmbesokbalikkmbesokbalikkmbesokbalikkmbesokbalikkmbesokbalikkmb!

I have not pack yet.

I am sick.

A bit of hungry.

Wtf am i doing writing a blog? I should be packing.

A-No-Go?

The time is tomorrow. Is it a no-go? I don't think so.

Seriously, i've been sniffing around and it seems to me like most of us (by us i mean the KMBians, yeah, too bad, i'm one of you) find that going back there is a no-go. Some said,

- i would rather be gay then to go back there.

- it is obviously a mental instituition.

and some other words of hatred. However,

well, a pretty bold statement to be made by myself but hey, it ain't that bad.

i mean, how bad is KMB? All this while some of us been hating the place (i'm not sure about you guys but i did) but then come to think about it again. It is not that bad. Yeah! IT IS NOT THAT BAD! (can't believe that i typed this).

Well, the only thing that i find myself uncomfortable there is that i am not doing well in my studies. Yeah, believe me, it wasn't that well. So, i'll surpass that point later on. It is not that bad, Manul. It's not. Just hafta put lotsa effort there mate! Work your ass through. In times like this i hafta think of the worst situation that had been put on others, eventually, they surpassed the point.

Michael Jackson did regardless the lost of Neverland. No regrets!

If he can do it, why can't i? If Oprah can lose hell lotta kilos, why can't i??

Come to think about it, it won't be that bad and it wasn't even that bad either.

"So, KMB,"

"YEAH" (audience applausing).

"Kaaaaaay Eeeeeeeemph Beeeeeee!"

"YEAH" (audience applausing).

"im'ma do it yaw!"

(standing ovation).

Come get some ;D

Well, i would need an excessive dosage of the following though:

1. Ma cherie's love
2. Mates
3. Dashboard Confessional's pieces
4. Russell Peters vids
5. Lots and lots of Vicodin.

Terrorism.

PARENTAL ADVISORY. CAN BE RACIST.

Ever since the attack of 9/11, the States had always been haunted by terrorism. This cause them to actually legitimately take action on the act of terrorism. It is hard nowadays especially for the security in airports, customs and immegration. They really need to learn the difference between a terrorist and an indian. They're not the same!

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1. They're not from the same part of the world. Middle East and India??

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2. They don't speak the same language.

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3. They don't eat the same food.

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4. They don't even hate the same people. The terrorist hate the Americans, the indians hate each other.

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5. A terrorist prolly blow up an airport. Indians, like to work at the airport.

Kinky

Thanks to the existence of oil and gas in Terengganu's offshores, i am officially a Terengganu state citizen, to be exact, Kemaman-ville (sounds lil bit more soothing). My semester break
(which will be over in two days) had been filled with my life in Kemaman-ville.

It was the Labuan Fed. Ter. experience again where you're not quite there when it comes to interacting. It took me a while to adjust to the Sabahan and Sarawakian dialect back then and i am facing a quite similar problem here.

No offence to any of Kemaman-ville residents or even those who practice such an interesting dialect, but it takes some time for me to digest what you are saying. So dont make fun of me when i say 'ringgit' instead of 'rhia' (a lady of a food business premise did).

Oh, one day we decided to head to Kuantan (an hour drive from Kemaman-Ville) and i made an amazing discovery. I regret that i did not take a picture of it. I swear you cannot make this shit up, it exist.

A building stood up and labeled, 'Wisma Kin Kee' which is very equivalent to be pronounced as the word kinky, ˈkɪŋki.

Then a group of manly men got out of the building with their overall suit. Heh?

And how ironic, we went all the way to Kuantan from Kemaman, then we had our breakfast in Kuantan at the Kemaman Kopitiam. Heh?

Oh, one more thing, drivers, do drive slowly in Kemaman-ville.

To have a resolution.

Yeah, yeah, it's new year.. "What's your resolution?", "What do yea wanna achieve this year?", you always get those kind of question. So happened that it is already 2nd of january, i figured out that i do have a resolution that is "to have a resolution!". Hurm.. what i would like to achieve..

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1. I owe the One up there BIGTIME. So, will be filling up the quota of 5 time prayers a day.

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2. Perfected my studies as i flunk my pure-math (please let it be just pure-math).

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3. Minimize procrastination!

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4. Involve in minimal arguments and fights regardless any living creature (especially ants).

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5. Behave maturely as i can be very much a painintheass.

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6. Learn to play more songs by improving my noob guitar skills.

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7. Play less DotA and CS.

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8. Burn all the fats and get flat stomach (Say NO! to Babat).

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9. Less consuming of junk food and beverages.

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10. Visit the gym oftenly.

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11. Eat more balanced diet.

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12. Attend Dashboard Confessional Concert or Tours (let's not get ahead of yourself manul..)

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13. Manage expenditure wisely. Do not overspend!

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14. Befriend with a guy named Jesus (pronounced, 'heɪːzəs'). Mexican.

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15. "PINK is STILL my favourite colour."
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16. Learn to swear in new language apart from Malay, English, Cantonese, Mandarin, French, German and Italian.

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17. Oh, minimize the act of swearing. No more Sir-Swear-A-Lot!
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18. Beat the hell outta sonofabitch who stole my DSLR, pocket PC, swatch, Walkman phone etc.

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19. Gain others' TRUST. It's quite a big issue there, mate!

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20. Catch up with old friends oftenly.

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21. Katakan TAK NAK pada rokok! Anda boleh melakukannya!

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22. Drink more water???

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23. Rob a bank.

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24. Apply Carpe Diem when needed.

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25. Say YES oftenly (yes, i hath join the covenant. thou should try it too!)

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p/s: there are more i think..

The season pull up it's own stage..

We watched the sun soaked season, fades away..