I wanna have your babies

You fuck, you'll get babies, you'll get babies and you'll get no dough.

Seriously, having a baby can be pretty much messed up. I've seen it with my own eyes. Haven't experience it, though.

I just turned into an uncle 2 weeks ago. My sister-in-law, which is obviously married to my brother, just gave birth to a baby boy. Ahmad Arsyad is the name. They're working parents so they have extra dough for living. I did ask a couple of questions on how to manage the finance when having a baby.

Seriously, it cuts a fucking big hole in your pocket. RM 2500 just for the baby's labour. Some hundreds more for the hospital accomodation (private specialist). About RM 1000 for the baby's bed, walker stuff and all. RM 95 for an anti-colic bottle set so that breast milk can be stored innit. Well, the baby needs around 3 of em because you can never get the time to wash them for the next meal time, so total up to RM 285 for bottles. A few bucks for tate. RM 55 a week for milk. Specially formulated. Diapers! They are very very costly. The baby's tub, toileterries and etc would cost a lot too. Toys. Teeters. Tate. Rusk.

Forgive me if i sound shallow but all they can do at the time is to cry and poop. It takes hell lotsa guts to take care of a baby. A very very very large proportion of patience too. My brother's gonna kill me if he reads this.

Well, I'm conveying this to those youngsters out there who can't keep their dicks and vijayjays in their pants. Even if you have sex with condoms, there is a slight 10% the method won't be helpful. So if you did it 20 times there is a possibility that 2 times that you had sex could cost you a baby. And if those 2 times hit the jackpot (when your bang-partner is fertile), here comes your baby. The probability in average of you hitting the jackpot in a month is about 1 over 15. Do it for 15 months, you might get one too.

Fuck, I'm applying math.

Morale of the story. Think before you bang. Seriously.