Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Expect this!

Do you realised that people with different culture have that goggle of different views. Well, maybe they are coherent with each pther or some sort but yet they are still different. You see, we can somehow see this evidence in the movie industry. Observe:

Malay movie: The good gone bad OR the bad gone good OR that someone WILL die.
e.g: the bad disobeyed the mom, the mom's dead, the bad repent to be the good.

English movie: The protagonist is always there at the most crucial times with the right sound effects or music with it.
e.g: Super-whatsoever came at the right time to save Lois Jeans.

Hindi movie: Male and female falls in love and they became lovey dovey. Started to sing and so on but then something tear them apart. They will then make effort and everything ends with a happily ever after (or else the cinema will get torched).
e.g: a male from a poor family falls in love with a female from a rich family.

Tamil movies: DUSH! DUSH! All you get is a bang bang fight. DUSH!
e.g: N/A

Disney's movie: Everything is A-Okay and out of a sudden, a big trouble comes but then everything is settled at the end :).
e.g: the toys live happily until a friend is being kidnap then they went for an adventure to save the friend and he is then saved :).

French movie: They fall in love, they kiss, they make out, they copulate. Softporn.
e.g: Ma cherie, mi amour (fuckfuckfuck)

Japanese movie: Man being sexually confused.
e.g: a boy falls for a colleague in a boy's school.

Korean movie: Pathetic love story. One of the lover is dying and they will cherish whatever bullshit they have.
e.g: N/A

Indonesian movie: It's all about being religious that God will give back what you give.

Thailand movie: It's mainly about students being fags, lesbos or transsexual.

Movie made by jews: AWESOME. PERIOD.
e.g: Steven Spielberg, Hank Azaria, Sacha Baron Cohen,

3 comments:

  1. u forgot one.. spain movie: boobs-job actress, super masculine hero, rich people, lagu dieorg sedap:)

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  2. syazana: movies made by jew. any. semua best :). steven spielberg.

    sarah: oh yeah. like it. it'll go on the list. boob job actress. yummy :p

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