Signs

I remember having a conversation with my dad a long time ago:

"Man minat antique car tak?"

"Best. Yang vintage lagi cool"

"Macam mana? Mini ke, VW ke, Benz lama?"

"Ntah. Mane2 je. Ada 4 tires and ada steering. Cukuplah"

"Ele, aircond tade tak tahan"

...

"Papa belikan Man satu nanti bila Man da ada license. Pak Teh ada Benz lama dia nak jual. Cik Ani pon ada Mini".

"Seriously??"

"Ha ah. Tapi kena la ada license dulu"

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From that on, I knew my dad promised such a price because he knew I can never ace my driving test. And so I didn't. I passed the computer test, kill me if i don't; I pass the parking, slope and 3 pointer; but I failed my on the road test TWICE. Apparently, either I was too stupid or the JPJ officers just ain't doing their job or perhaps my driving school hasn't pay the duit kopi yet.

So a year passed I didn't bother to retook after failed TWICE. I become a daredevil started to drive cars and dare myself to a limit and drove 170km/h.

So, i decided to retook the test and I had to the the slopeshit thingy all over again just because the test I took had expired. Baring with the failure in the past, I took it. Lucky me the JPJ officers fell asleep of my decent driving. I swear to God if he ever failed me, I'll cut his balls off and serve them to his family, rape his wife and kill the whole family.

So, knowing I have such intention, he passed me. *woot*woot*

Having the authority to legally drive on the road, my dad congratulates me and wishes me to drive him for any errands, except that he is in Terengganu. I'm so gonna drive his S40 at about 200km/h on the Maju Expressway or die trying.

I want my antique now. No compromise.

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HAPPY MERDEKA!

"NEGARAKU, NEGARAKU-KU

NEGARAKU, NEGARA-KU-KU"

Namewee

im so gonna be bust by ISA.

Lack of Colour

It just occured to me of questioning myself, "what have I been doing for the past 19 years?".

Due to some event, I realised on how the people around me are satisfied with the life that they are having now whereas I am left perplexed.

I saw how my friends grew. The people that I was around with in about perhaps years ago. It felt like yesterday when you know something and today everything just change.

Perhaps my mind works in a way of dominance erratic instability. There are just times when you are not assured of what you want. Options should not be an option.

I like my life but there are some things missing. I want to be a part of something. I want to be a part of everything, how greedy of me. I have been doing mistakes and there are just some that can't be fixed nor to be make it up to. The clock can't be reset and the pendulum swings.

I put my music to shuffle and I can't stop at any one. All of them seems to be wrong.

What kind of crisis am I dealing with now? I am discourage, there's a lack of colour here.

Manul emodumbshit.

P/S

Regarding the previous post:

I don't smoke nor watch porn. Seriously.

Seriously.

Well, not that I haven't but i don't prefer to.

Seriously.

No kidding.

Wreck of the Day

Ramadhan's here. Cool. It's fasting time. I'm looking it at the bright side. It's like a losing weight program that last for a month. Ain't that bad. I think.

Well, there are quite some things that I have to lay off like:

1. The goodie-o 'naroo', our lingo of cigarettes.
2. Porn.
3. Porn.
4. Picking nose. It might be a myth though. It's not wrong to pick nose.
5. Oh, food and drinks.
6. Porn.

That should be it I think but hey! it's okay during the nights. muahahahaha.

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The first day tells it all. Im in bentong (you dont even know where that is!), woke up late trying to get done with Business IA, I thought of going to the CC to check on my facebook, farmville actually, i suck but im still playing.

So my sis, her bf and I went out. I drove confidently till my sis told me that she drove the car yesterday with fuel warning. Fuck. Fuck. Out of all sudden I felt the car 'jingle'. It was so obvious as the jingle transfered up to my balls. It does literally felt jinglish.

From nice and sensual jingling, the car started to stuttered like Wo Fei Hong and -

The enjine was off. Kapoosh. We thought it ran out of fuel so we went to fill up a 5litres mineral bottle with fuel. Coincidencely, I manage to drove it just a few metres away from the petrol station :D.

So we filled up the tank. There were still a problem. Dumbshit, the engine started but it can't , maintain itself.

Coincidencely, there was a workshop next to the petrol station. I know there were lots of coincidence happening but this is not a lie. It happened. For real.

So we went to the workshop and the it was own by an old man and he took the car for repairing. Sadly, my uncle passed by and we were caught in the act so my grandma call the old guy who happens to be the mechanics that we looked for earlier.

So the car is in repair and I walked to the Cyber Cafe to get internet access and here I am writing the post.

Happy Ramadhan :)

Loser

I do not have facebook. They call me a loser =(

39.90

I got this for 39.90 bucks.

Another part of my collection on Michael Buble's discographies. Been collecting since I was 13. Michael's the best! A major inspiration in my music interest.

MTV World Stage Live in Malaysia

I can't believe I'm posting this but Manul is HAPPY :)

Not that he's not happy before but he's extra happy now. He's happy before as he comes with a big 'package'. Yes, I have a big package.

Oh, my supercool hun got us the MTV World Stage Live in Malaysia passes. Rock on! My hun's the best girlfriend ever :). Thanks hun :).

You, me and the music. Well, considered that it's in Sunway I'm imagining we're in wet tees.

i'm turned on.

p/s: syazana, aku dapat passes. jangan buat muka :p

but now he is not that happy because he can't find his dictionary. He left it in his fotress which was infected by either swine leftover or swine flu virus. Mofos. but he is still happy.

That Green Gentlemen

Try listening to Panic! At The Disco for a change. Not a strong shot but it gives a pretty much a creamy after taste. This is That Green Gentlemen. My personal favourite would be Build God, Then We'll Talk. Go ahead, download it illegally like we all do.

Things are shaping up to be pretty odd.
Little deaths in musical beds.
So it seems I’m someone I’ve never met.

You will only hear these elegant crimes,
Fall on your ears from criminal dimes.
They spill unfound from a pretty mouth.

Everybody gets there and everybody gets their, and everybody gets their way.
I never said I missed her when everybody kissed her,
Now I’m the only one to blame.

Things have changed for me, and that’s okay.
I feel the same, I’m on my way, and I say.
Things have changed for me, and that’s okay.

I want to go where everyone goes,
I want to know what everyone knows,
I want to go where everyone feels the same.

I never said I’d leave the city,
I never said I’d leave this town.
A falling out we won’t tiptoe about.

Everybody gets there and everybody gets their, and everybody gets their way.
I never said I missed her when everybody kissed her,
Now I’m the only one to blame.

Peace

I can't believe that a fight could be resolved just because one side got turned on. How I wish wars could end that way.

Sugar free

Just when I'm so clueless, my mom came to a rescue by:

giving me a sugar free Chupa Chups. She added, "tak buat tooth decay".

And so I tried, it tasted like shit.

Back to written task.. I need ideas.

Period.

I just need something..

Something to start with..

My nuts are shrinking

Yes, as refered to above my nuts are shrinking due to a 5 hours road trip back home. Not because of some rough sex.

I cant believe I'm saying this but I'm not glad that they have to shut the college up for a week because of the swine flu. I'm not. No I'm not kidding. I'm not glad.

They have to postponed ladies night. Well, not that I'm involve during the night but HEY IT'S PERSONAL. People went through a lot to make it a success and now they have to postponed it. Thanks to the swine flu. Terima kasih babi anda memang babi.

Apart from that, it's a week without class. Am I smart enough for that? Who's going to teach me? And the first thing when the college re-opens back, there's gonna be a motherfucking MOCK Interview. FYI, I'm not prepared.

But then again I owe the pigs for helping out complicating the virus into something that is really threatening. This dejavu of 1940 is not that bad. I know it's pretty much a bold statement but I do like the idea of H1N1. Why? Simply because,

NO FUCKING ACADEMIC DAY AND MY FATE HAS CHANGE THAT I WON'T HANG MYSELF NOR SLIT MY WRIST.

no academic day. terbaik.