Wreck of the Day

Ramadhan's here. Cool. It's fasting time. I'm looking it at the bright side. It's like a losing weight program that last for a month. Ain't that bad. I think.

Well, there are quite some things that I have to lay off like:

1. The goodie-o 'naroo', our lingo of cigarettes.
2. Porn.
3. Porn.
4. Picking nose. It might be a myth though. It's not wrong to pick nose.
5. Oh, food and drinks.
6. Porn.

That should be it I think but hey! it's okay during the nights. muahahahaha.

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The first day tells it all. Im in bentong (you dont even know where that is!), woke up late trying to get done with Business IA, I thought of going to the CC to check on my facebook, farmville actually, i suck but im still playing.

So my sis, her bf and I went out. I drove confidently till my sis told me that she drove the car yesterday with fuel warning. Fuck. Fuck. Out of all sudden I felt the car 'jingle'. It was so obvious as the jingle transfered up to my balls. It does literally felt jinglish.

From nice and sensual jingling, the car started to stuttered like Wo Fei Hong and -

The enjine was off. Kapoosh. We thought it ran out of fuel so we went to fill up a 5litres mineral bottle with fuel. Coincidencely, I manage to drove it just a few metres away from the petrol station :D.

So we filled up the tank. There were still a problem. Dumbshit, the engine started but it can't , maintain itself.

Coincidencely, there was a workshop next to the petrol station. I know there were lots of coincidence happening but this is not a lie. It happened. For real.

So we went to the workshop and the it was own by an old man and he took the car for repairing. Sadly, my uncle passed by and we were caught in the act so my grandma call the old guy who happens to be the mechanics that we looked for earlier.

So the car is in repair and I walked to the Cyber Cafe to get internet access and here I am writing the post.

Happy Ramadhan :)